the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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