It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You don't make any sense
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