Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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