i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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