How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Randomize
