it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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