We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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