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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I puked a lego.

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(716): View more from New York

I'm eating all of the evidence.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?

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Every day of my life.

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(949): View more from California

It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth

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(256): View more from Alabama

he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does

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(714): View more from California

Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful

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(314): View more from Missouri

I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.

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