Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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