Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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