so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
