we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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