if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you would pick up someone in the library
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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