Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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