I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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