Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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