Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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