He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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