do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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