we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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