check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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