Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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