im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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