that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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