is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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