I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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