She's JV to your varsity
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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