Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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