Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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