the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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