I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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