I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize