As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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