wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
