Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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