It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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