apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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