he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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