All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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