I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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