im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
ok first of all what the fuck
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