It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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