dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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