we made out on top of his cat.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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