He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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