I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
