and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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