morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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