Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
