I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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