he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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