So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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