Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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